Real World/Housewives

I can't stand Erica from this season's Real World. She is cute and has great hair and I think she even has a decent singing voice. But I cannot STAND her whiny, please-beg-me-to-stay attitude. For real, lady? Does that work, like ever? When she came back in and told the roommates (after changing her mind a half dozen times) that she was going to stay for them, I nearly took out our TV with the remote. GAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just flat out do not have the patience for that shit.

The rest of the cast is totally 100% snooze worthy. Or just irritating as hell.

The RHOC ended with a bang. Fucking Vicki. I regret ever saying she wasn't bad (did I even go so far as to say I liked her?). Speaking of fucking needy, holy shit! That was awesome when she almost high-tailed it outta there. What about Gretchen and SlimySlade? Jesus what kind of spell does he put on these bitches in the OC? That was BETTER than awesome when the host (I like that guy, what's his name?) put him on the spot about Slade returning to the housewives. Slade was all, "It was MY decision to not return to the show." And the host goes, "But you and Jo broke up so why would you be back?" Slade goes, "Um yeah." Or whatever. I was cracking up!!!!! And the husbands, ugh. Really? Did you notice how pissed Vicki was that Donn (he actually has two "n's" in his name) didn't come to her defense? LOLOLOLOLOL! Anyway, I hate the husbands, except for Frank and Donn. Even though Frank is a total ra-tard and Donn is probably using VIcki because she is such a freaking work horse. I can't stand Alexis or her U-G-L-Y husband. What the fuck is that jackass's name? I don't know but he has those eyes that scream pompous asshat. Alexis is so typical and blah that she totally bores me, except when she is trying to claw some poor chick's eyes out for hitting on her husband. And everyone knows that NO ONE would hit on that Lord of the Douches. I was sad and a little relieved that Tamra and Simon split the sheets. I think he was a bigger asshole IRL and kept it hidden for a few seasons. I liked him A LOT the first couple of seasons but then he always so mean spirited and yucky. I don't know if he was "controlling" or not but he certainly seemed like he had the potential to be.

Argh, I had more but my throat is hurting and I should get to bed. It's a preschool morning tomorrow,

If you came to battle, bring a shotgun...

Not really, I've just had that song stuck in my head for a few days.

Katie is walking. Like real walking! I'm actually surprised it took her this long since she crawled so early and was pulling up and walking along furniture for so long. I thought she'd be walking at 8 or 9 months.

I was just watching her play with a baby and walk all over the living room and it's like she is making that transition from a baby to a little girl.

This is NOT helping my desire to have another baby.

I'm kinda glad that Lost only has like 3 episodes left. That fucking show, I tell ya. This is the last season, time to start wrapping shit up NOT adding new characters and throwing in NEW twists and turns. Fuckers! Are the writers on acid? Jesus!

Josie and her friend are watching "Sleeping Beauty" and Josie is making her friend totally act the whole thing out. Uh, guess who gets to be Aurora? Her friend keeps calling the spinning wheel a ferris wheel and it's pissing Jos off, lol.

I had this HUGE zit on my chin and I was super embarrassed about it. Nothing would make it shrink or go away. I seriously looked like a fucking meth head. Then, I remembered the breastmilk remedy! *DING* that effer has gone down immensely in ONE day. That shit is magical, no doubt.